I’d own a Bugatti Veyron Super Sport in Black with Midnight Blue accents and matching stitching and paddle shifters.
I’d legalize the torture of anyone who couldn’t prove the bullshit that spews from their mouths on a daily basis.
I’d abolish Government Assistance.
I’d live on Red Bull and KitKats.
I’d take from the rich and give to the deserving.
“I’d free Charles Manson” (Thank you Mushroomhead).
I’d destroy everything because some things just can’t be fixed.
I’d be me.